Welcome To My Hell,
May I Take Your Order ?

Welcome to my web site.
It's basically another way to get in touch with me.
So, If you don't like it, Don't fucking come here.

Here's My Shit!!!!

My Message Board (leave one, read 'em, What's to Hide?)
My Chat Room (BY APPOINTMENT ONLY!!!!)
Sign My Guest Book
See Some Cool Shit!!!
My E-fed, The NMAFA!!! (Killer Site!)

What's Going on in My Life ???

One - I'm Leaving for the Navy on November 3rd, so I'll be back on December 3rd or near then. Okay ???

Two - Kim Scafini is coming over my house for My Mom's B-day/My Going Away Party. (Can't wait!!!)

Email: [email protected]

Okay, everybody's giving me shit because my name is John Hales instead of John Eickmeyer. Let me explain. My name is LEGALLY John Hales. I've been called Eickmeyer for SO LONG, I stuck okay, so quit givin' me shit.

People have visited this Friggin Site !!! You Believe that shit ???